Art vs. Porn
We decided to try out a new Mexican restaurant in town. After being seated, I drew her attention to a cast metal picture of a shirtless Mayan warrior carrying a nude woman."Hey, check out the porn on the wall." "It's not porn," she said. "It's art.""What? There's metal boobs right there, what makes it art and not porn?" I asked."If you can add a naked midget and it doesn't seem completely out of place, it's porn. If there was a naked midget standing behind them, what would you say?" "Probably something along the lines of, What the fuck, why is there a naked midget?""Then it's art."
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