Obama Will Be Re-elected
Settle down everyone. Last night just proved two things: 1) Obama *will* be re-elected, and 2) it is just going to take a lot of midgets. Look, we are living the Star Wars trilogy right now. In 2008, we had "A New Hope." In 2010, the Empire struck back. Which just means that in 2012, we are going to see the Return of the Jedi, which is awesome, but it also means we are going to be knee-deep in Ewoks by the Iowa caucuses.
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