Religion is like a penis
It is fine to have one. It is fine to be proud of it. But please do not whip it out in public and start waving it around. And please do not try to shove it down my children's throats.
It is fine to have one. It is fine to be proud of it. But please do not whip it out in public and start waving it around. And please do not try to shove it down my children's throats.
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
(Monty Python: Meaning of Life)
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