Emergency Message
From: Allah (email other email, please) [mailto:god@trinityholy.info]
Sent: Saturday, May 19, 2012 9:03 AM
To: Kerkko Paananen
Subject: Emergency Message May 2012
Importance: High
Tyyliä tulevaisuudesta
Siis voi jumppaava jeesus, katsokaa tätä ihmettä! Ei tule ihan joka päivä eteen niin uskomatonta asiaa kuin palomiehen suojapuku tulevaisuudesta. Jos olet aina halunnut pelastaa kissoja puista, larpata metallijumalaa, estää koneiden nousun tai kuvata miesten välistä erotiikkaa, nyt pystyt. Ja tyylillä. Vain [yksi puku jäljellä], nopeet syö läskit. Lisää ei ole tulossa, aikakone hajosi.
http://www.varusteleka.fi/product/muut-puvut/us-palomiehen-suojapuku-tulevaisuudesta/_3HX0Y0M7L
Beards Save Lives
In a report released yesterday, research think-tank Xegis Solutions noted that beards had a direct correlation to combat effectiveness. Said lead researcher Jonathon Burns, "We took 100 soldiers. 25 were Special Forces with beards, 25 Special Forces without beards, 25 were regular Army allowed to grow beards for the study, and the last 25 were regular Army without beards. All 100 of these subjects were in direct combat in Afghanistan during the study." He continued, “Xegis Solutions had several teams of researchers embedded with these troops to make observations on their combat effectiveness. The results were overwhelming, out of the 50 soldiers with beards, zero were wounded or killed and they had a significantly higher accuracy of fire than the soldiers without beards. The soldiers lacking beards had a higher rate of weapons malfunctions and basically, shit went wrong most of the time.” CENTCOM Commander Gen. James E. Mattis issued a statement to all US troops in combat zones: "The time has come for the Armed Forces to accept the facts, and the facts are that beards save lives. It is settled science. In light of this information we will enforce a rule requiring all males to wear at least one inch of facial hair at all times. Furthermore, any females able to grow facial hair are encouraged to do so as well."
http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/04/pentagon-study-finds-beards-directly-proportional-to-combat-effectiveness/
Ultimate Field Guidance
General Secretary Kim Jong Il of the Workers Party of Korea provided field guidance to the Kwangbok Area Supermarket just before opening, [the Korean Central News Agency reported from Pyongyang on 15 December 2011]. Kwangbok Department Store which was originally completed in October 1991 has been renovated as a supermarket thanks to the initiative and great loving care shown by Kim Jong Il being considerate of the people's well-being and improvement of their living standard. The supermarket is a commercial service base capable of providing every convenience for the customers with accurate and rapid service as all of its management activities have been put on IT and digital basis ranging from warehousing to selling. The three-storey supermarket has counters filled with household appliances and electronic goods, such foodstuff as confectionery, milk, tea, soy sauce, soybean paste and oil and such textile goods as children's clothes, toys, Korean dresses, towels, quilts and undergarment. Going round counters on each floor, Kim Jong Il learned in detail about the varieties of goods, state of display and sales plan. Saying that the supermarket is fitted with display cases, stands and tools and other facilities and furnishings needed for the storage and sales of goods to cater for the tastes of consumers, he expressed great satisfaction over the successful renovation of the commercial service center to be conducive to improving the standard of people's living. He, calling for meeting the people's need in any case, saw to it that necessary measures were taken. He set forth tasks facing the supermarket in its service. He went on to say: "It is the firm will and determination of the Party to provide the people with things best. Officials should become true servants for the people, who provide them with good things first and worry about their life before anything else." He underscored the need to strive to supply goods to the people before putting them in foreign markets.
http://kcna.co.jp/item/2011/201112/news15/20111215-45ee.html
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